salt and pepper to taste
Cut elephant into bite-sized pieces. (This will take about 4 months.) Cook over kerosene at 525 degrees until tender, about 5 more months. Add salt and pepper and cover with brown gravy. This will serve 3,500 people. If more people are expected, add the 2 rabbits, but do this only if absolutely necessary, because most people do not like to find hare in their stew!
Submitted by: vachickenfarmer on May 23, 2010